Everyshore Intelligence Network

Towel Attendant Malachi

Towel Attendant Malachi

Corp: Kiwis In Space • Alliance: Shadow Cartel

Ships: Zarmazd, Manticore, Sabre

Profile last Updated at: 2025-10-08T13:34:30.378Z

Notes

Profile: Towel Attendant Malachi
  • Character ID: 2119008765
  • Corporation: Kiwis In Space (ID 98269900)
  • Alliance: Shadow Cartel (ID 495729389)
  • Kills / Deaths: 13 / 0
  • Solo kills: 0
  • Last recorded kill: 2025-10-05T08:22:41Z

Executive summary

Towel Attendant Malachi is a low-death, opportunistic combat pilot operating primarily in Everyshore. Activity is concentrated in a single system (Gerper) with occasional ops elsewhere. The character favours small/ambush-capable platforms and appears to operate as part of a group (soloKills = 0) rather than as a lone roamer. The zero-death record indicates cautious engagement choices, strong situational awareness, or reliable allied backup.

Kill history & notable victims

Top victims (by recorded kill count)

  • Migom (character 2112895805; Republic Military School) — 2 kills
  • BK0717 (Deepwater Hooligans) — 1 kill
  • Beta Page (Rote Kapelle) — 1 kill
  • Booss Killa (The Initiative.) — 1 kill
  • Cemile Gultepe (Goonswarm Federation) — 1 kill

Observations:

  • Repeated engagement with Migom suggests either a local rivalry, repeated encounters in the same system, or a focused harassment target.
  • Victims span several alliances (Deepwater Hooligans, Rote Kapelle, The Initiative., Goonswarm), indicating either opportunistic engagements against passing pilots or participation in broader Shadow Cartel/coalition actions against varied opponents.

Preferred ships (recorded usage)

  • Zarmazd — useCount: 10 (last used 2025-09-21T03:27:46Z) — primary platform.
  • Manticore — useCount: 2 (last used 2025-10-05T08:22:41Z).
  • Sabre — useCount: 1 (last used 2025-09-29T08:50:04Z).

Inference:

  • Heavy reliance on one platform (Zarmazd) indicates a go-to covert/small-combat loadout for routine ops in-home systems.
  • Manticore and Sabre usage points to capability for stealth/ambush or tackle/interdiction roles when needed — consistent with small gang tactics and staged strikes.

Operational areas

Primary region: Everyshore

  • Gerper (Everyshore) — 10 kills; last recorded activity 2025-09-21T03:27:46Z — clear hub of operations.
  • Mormelot (Everyshore) — 2 kills; last recorded activity 2025-10-05T08:22:41Z.
    Secondary/occasional:
  • ZZ5X-M (Etherium Reach) — 1 kill; last recorded activity 2025-09-29T08:50:04Z.

Pattern:

  • Strong concentration in Gerper suggests local staging/home system, with occasional sorties into neighboring systems or cooperative operations further afield.

Temporal activity profile

Recorded timestamps cluster at:

  • ~03:27 UTC (Gerper; Zarmazd)
  • ~08:22–08:50 UTC (Mormelot, ZZ5X-M; Manticore / Sabre)

Probable active window (based on available samples): approximately 03:00–09:00 UTC. This pattern could indicate:

  • Night/early-morning play for certain timezones, or
  • Scheduled corp/alliance operations taking place in that UTC window.

Note: sample size is small; times are indicative, not definitive.

Tactics and risk profile

  • Operates chiefly in small ship classes and records zero personal deaths → conservative, survivability-focused approach.
  • Zero solo kills but positive kill count → participates in group actions (fleet/bombing/tackle wings) rather than independent solo PvP.
  • Use of ships that support stealth, interdiction, or strike roles suggests a role as tackler, bomber, or ambush participant within gang compositions.
  • Targets include members of multiple alliances — likely opportunistic or part of alliance-level engagements rather than single-enemy vendetta (with the partial exception of Migom).

Possible grudges / motivations

  • Migom: two recorded kills — most likely candidate for a personal or localized grudge, recurring harassment, or simply repeated local encounters.
  • Broader antagonism/opportunism against pilots from Goonswarm Federation, The Initiative., Rote Kapelle, and Deepwater Hooligans — could be incidental (passing targets in contested systems) or part of coordinated Shadow Cartel operations.

Intelligence assessment — key takeaways

  • Towel Attendant Malachi is a repeat local combatant in Gerper (Everyshore) with a conservative, group-oriented combat profile.
  • Primary platform: Zarmazd. Secondary capability for stealth/strike or tackle via Manticore and Sabre.
  • Monitor Gerper during the 03:00–09:00 UTC window for likely activity; watch for group operations rather than isolated solo engagements.
  • The two-count against Migom is the strongest signal of a repeat target or local rivalry.